The Knife Factory Turkey and the "Gushing Damsels of Salisbury and Lakeville"
This Thanksgiving, I'll be taking the day off, eating turkey, and spending time with my family giving thanks for all that we have been provided - a time-honored tradition worth conserving in America. Here, then, I shall submit into evidence why all of us lovers of old pocket knives must keep the tradition alive and strong. After all, even 'ol man Holley knew that the family was the fundamental building block of society, and without society, we get no knife factories!
Gobble, Gobble.